Journalisters Mirandavarning

"Sir, you are under interviewing. You do not have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in an article of, er, newspaper. You have the right to speak to a medietränare, but not to have a medietränare present during any questioning. If you cannot afford a medietränare, Paul Ronge will be provided for you at his own expense."